http://www.housekeepin.org Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT en-us This is a reviews based podcast hosted by Gaff, Colm & Johnny where we discuss everything and nothing. jonathan@housekeepin.org (Jonathan) http://www.housekeepin.org/Images/rss_picture.jpghttp://www.housekeepin.org http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h50.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2050%20-%20Christmas%20Review%202008.mp3 So the boys are back from their Christmas break fatter from rose over eating but happy, and it’s a bumper double episode (kind of). Yes first up this week the boys , like the first ever pod cast, send their critical eyes over the Christmas just past. The gang discuss is detail about all the little things that made their Christmas merry from the gifts to the best thing about the day, the TV. Also a lot of nonsense about the Talkboy, the toy made famous in home alone. Following this though comes the first ever Housekeepin awards show, yes the gang cast their mind over 2008 and award the things that have mattered to them from tune of the year to most adorable nordie of the year, so you never know, you might have just won something. Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h49.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2049%20-%20Selection%20box%20of%20comedy.mp3 Oh hello, whats this? Two episodes uploaded on the one night? Either we are very lazy and didn't bother last week or the Christmas spirit has come over us and we thought 'Lets reward the people by giving them double helpings of everyones favorite Christmas trio since Joseph, Mary and be wombed Jesus". Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h48.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2048%20-%20A%20knob%20a%20second.mp3 The most horrid feeling from ones childhood is after seeing the Toy Show on the Late Late show is seeing it the next Friday, all back to normal and serious. For housekeeping however, we never take a drop in tone, but a drop in quality is another thing altogether. Yes everything returns to normal this week with just three boys and a microphone keeping you company. Though the cheer is not done yet, as the boys firstly get to grips with some of the presents they missed out on, including a gift card that may or may not get you an abortion, its gift that keeps on giving…you possibly feelings of regret, but who are we to judge? After this the boys sit down to one of the most annoying things of all time , an internet survey, we’ve all done them, but if you had been doing this shit for nearly a year you’d be rooting through the bins too, plus its free so you have no right to complain, or come up to a member of Housekeepin at a party and say ’Ohhh I don’t like the pod cast now’, your right it is the same, fucking brilliant. Anyway please enjoy, it is good, we love you all… Fri, 5 Dec 2008 10:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h47.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2047%20-%20The%20Toy%20Show.mp3 It's the show that everyone looks forward to from kids aged one to ninety two, yes its 'The Toy Show'. The show where uncle Pat wheels some toys out in front of children and then cruelly takes them away, yes its well and truly Christmas. On the flip side however the 'Housekeepin Toy Show' is a show that, even in its first year, no one looks forward to. Yes this week the boys pull on their old jumpers and attempt to fill the role that they have loved from kids. Though with the world gripped in a recession the gang offer the budget toys to help you at home. I say that, what may of happened was they couldn't be arsed buying anything and went to go into a news agent an hour before the show and bought useless crap. Please enjoy the show, be warned like all attempts from housekeepin to do anything right it goes completely down the toilet, kinda like when you invite your Grandmother to Christmas dinner, its nice at the start but you just can't wait to get back to your play station. Thu, 4 Dec 2008 10:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h46.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2046%20-%20Love%20Thy%20Monster%20%28and%20Gaff%20please%29.m4a What do the leaders of the free world trying to sort the current economic crisis, Santa Clause and pirates trying to hide an oil tanker under an X have in common? They all have a bloody hard job to do, but not as hard as it is to try and describe this weeks podcast. Yes the boys jump around so much its almost as 'House of Pain' them selves were in the room. On the minds of the land lords this week is that one of the boys is having trouble talking to a pretty girl, yes its like he is 15 again (only now your a podcast mega star you over weight masturbating little bastard) however sympathy is on short supply as always from his fellow land lords though this does see a special campaign being launched . Following on from this the gang discuss monsters and munsters and who was their favorite and finally have a discussion about beer. So girls, monsters and beers, its basically the theme of the podcasts at this stage. But enough about housekeepin, how are you? Sun, 23 Nov 2008 10:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h45.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2045%20-%20Return%20of%20the%20Mac%20and%20or%20Johnny.m4a Well it was a long time coming, but the trio are reunited once again, yes Johnny has been tagged and allowed to reenter the wild. He comes back fully loaded with stories from his travels, which seem to revolve around touching things, but don't the best stories always do? Yes Johnny touched all kinds of things, including something that most of us have only touched in our dreams..well some dreams. This must get the boys wondering what has been the best thing they have ever touched?. After this the boys move on to the the world of being intimate with something that isn't exactly human (we've all been there fellas whhhhaaa..sorry) with a law being considered that allows people to marry fictional characters, which is all well and good, for one I've always had a thing for the pig from Toy Story. Maybe not for sex but just to hang. Oh we have changed from MP3 from MP4 , which means some surprises... Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h44.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2044%20-%20Executive%20Crunk.mp3 You can't get it right every week, and this week the boys made a little mistake. Yes there is a problem with the sound during this podcast, but was too good to loose so here it is anyway. What is so special about this podcast I hear you ask? Well its because we introduce you to a new friend, which is our old friend Tony. Yes while one of the gang is away, Tony came in and helped us get to know not just him, but a little bit about our selves too. Though this podcast does delve into the normal levels of nonsense, what you think just because the trio aint together its not going to have a part where nothing but nonsense comes out? You're having a laugh. Yes also this week the gang discuss the recent opening of the British X files and ask the big questions of what it would be like to come across a UfO and be told to fire...granted the alien sounds a lot like the genie and priest from last week but what are you gonna do? Enjoy Fri, 7 Nov 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h43.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2043%20-%20Halloween%20(in%20a%20scottish%20accent).mp3 After lasts weeks tragic loss of sound the boys return, still without Johnny but with a Ruairi in his place and of course it being that time of year, its the housekeepin' Halloween special. Yes this week the gang get in touch with more spirits than your gran at a wake. Firstly the boys use the ghost of Halloweens past to try and figure out why the holiday now means so little to them and try to see when they first turned into the grumpy haters of all things involving tricks and or treats. After this the gang turn down the lights, turn up the fire and get into ghost story mode. As always the ghost stories are more filled with utter bollox than frights but that still won't stop the boys from creating a podcast so scary that it will make Nightmare on Elms look like an episode of the Gummy Bears, which could be kinda scary if you have a phobia of Gummy and or bears. Oh and another small problem, its apparently in mono, so no your headphones are not broken. Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h42.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2042%20-%20Tone%20Deaf.mp3 You can't get it right every week, and this week the boys made a little mistake. Yes there is a problem with the sound during this podcast, but was too good to loose so here it is anyway. What is so special about this podcast I hear you ask? Well its because we introduce you to a new friend, which is our old friend Tony. Yes while one of the gang is away, Tony came in and helped us get to know not just him, but a little bit about our selves too. Though this podcast does delve into the normal levels of nonsense, what you think just because the trio aint together its not going to have a part where nothing but nonsense comes out? You're having a laugh. Yes also this week the gang discuss the recent opening of the British X files and ask the big questions of what it would be like to come across a UfO and be told to fire...granted the alien sounds a lot like the genie and priest from last week but what are you gonna do? Enjoy Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h41.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2041%20-%20Confessions%20of%20a%20Dangerous%20Landlord.mp3 The boys return in the now officially prize losing pod cast with more nonsense than the plot of eagle eye. First up for the boys this week they attempt to make up for last weeks drunken feel up of a pod cast and get down to some serious talk, this goes by the way side in record time as they quickly change to talking about confession box habits. The gang then move onto the age old problem of if you had three wishes what would you do, this proves a harder task than one would think because you need to factor in the personality clashes between the people making the wish and the genie that's granting them, basically its hard if the genie is a bit of a knob. The show then comes to end with the boys announcing their new service, yes now for a very nominal fee you can book the landlords for any social event, even not so social ones, they'll just come round to your house and watch "Deal or no Deal" with you, it will be more fun but Noel Edmunds will still be a twat. Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h40.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2040%20-%20Squatchcast.mp3 They say life beings at 40, but we're not in the business of pleasing housewives who have chosen to stay at home so we can safely say that that phrase is wrong. A much better one would be comedy begins at 40, because welcome to the 40th housekeepin. This week the boys set their sights on debunking the top ten things that can not be explained by science, however the boys get caught up when discussing the wonder of big foot, which is fair when you think one of them is quite hairy, legendary and famous. The only real difference is Colm chooses not to wear a watch, while I'm sure Big Foot did at some stage. Moving on from this the boys attack penguins, this surely doesn't need further explanation and finally they add more stuff to their cool wall. It is worth noting that the boys were out celebrating the 40th show before recording, so they are a little bit drunk, but they all in good fun. Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h39.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2039%20-%20Shockers%20and%20Spandex.mp3 So 39 weeks in which gives us roughly say 40 hours of podcasts. What can you do in 40 hours? Perhaps watch all the saw movies twice or play the 'Just a minute Quiz' 2400 times, though what we recommend is listening to this weeks show 40 times, because its just that good. This week the boys talk about the much misunderstood the shocker. The shocker is kind of like marmite, you either love it or you hate it, only if you love it you may very well have a whole bag of issues that a simple comedy podcast cant help with. The gang (and girl) then move onto a new feature, Bob's Corner, where they discuss what defines Metal, and no it isn't a lattice of positive ions surrounded by a cloud of delocalised electrons so pipe down nerdy boy. Finally the gang make plans to create a wall of pure awesome, simply known as the Awesome Wall, there are rumours that it may be the only object visible from space but that's simply not true. Well enjoy the show that still loves you even if you use a shocker and be on the look out for a revisit from The Style after the finish.. Mon, 6 Oct 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h38.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2038%20-%20Need%20a%20podcast%20Nifty.mp3 Minds coming together to discuss not the just the important matters that face our world but possibly its very future. No not the American presidential debate silly, its another burst of housekeepin the dip dap of podcasts. Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h37.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2037%20-%20Housekeepin%20at%2010.mp3 So in a week where the current economic climate saw the reappearance of Black Monday which for many will mean a bleak or uncertain future, I think its time for the failed circle jerk of podcasts to strike once again. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h36.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2036%20-%20Version%202.0.mp3 The boys aren't just back they are back and improved. Tue, 9 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h35.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2035%20-%20Gynoid.mp3 This week its a tale of two podcasts Thu, 4 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h34.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2034%20-%20One%20Hundred%20Million%20to%20One.mp3 Not for the housekeepin boys though because they don't charge and anyway dollars are no good to them because they choose to use housebucks as their official currency. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h33.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2033%20-%20G%20Fresh%20and%20the%20Bad%20Buzz%20Bandits.mp3 This week the boys put the nonsense talk of space jails and magic clocks behind them and talk about their past and future. Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h32.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2032%20-%20Jesus%20has%20a%20Time%20Clock.mp3 This week the boys return but bring with them two Laura's and the mysterious Gallery. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h31.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2031%20-%20Quadrichial.mp3 This weeks podcast takes a darker tone as it deals with the two of the most potentialy devestating things that can happen to a person, a night out with Gaff and death Fri, 8 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h30.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2030%20-%20Spacecast.mp3 The hapless housekeepin triplets return with a brand new adventure involving all kinds of nonsense. Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h29.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin%27%2029%20-%20Titlash.mp3 This week sees the greatest reunion since a certain bunch of boys clapped eyes on himself on Easter Sunday. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h28.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin%27%2028%20-%20Winecast.mp3 This week the podcast takes on a new format...a classy format. Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h27.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin%27%2027%20-%20Dyslexia%20(Yes%20thats%20how%20you%20spell%20it).mp3 This week the boys talk about everything festival related. Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h26.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin'%2026%20-%20Housekeepin%27%20101.mp3 This week sees the boys (and girl) have the very first session of housekeepin room 101. Tue, 1 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h25.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin'%2025%20-%20Colm%20gets%20Naked.mp3 The boys from the east coast roll again this week. Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h24.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin'%2024%20-%20Getting%20Acquainted%20with%20Style.mp3 This week sees one of the gang watching far too much of explorer, hard ass bastard and all round good guy Bear Grylls and his born survivor show, this prompts the boys to discuss everything jungle related. Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h23.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin'%2023%20-%20This%20podcast%20is%20as%20lousy%20as%20it%20is%20brilliant.mp3 The number 23 a terrible film with Jim Carrey but a damm fine episode of a podcast with the housekeepin boys. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h22.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2022%20-%20Outcast.mp3 This week sees the boys leave the home comforts of housekeepin' HQ and set out into the wild (ish) for some fun, sun and beer all in the name of the first ever out-cast. Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h21.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2021%20-%20Drunk,%20Angry%20and%20Political.mp3 Another week, another hour of intelligent banter and not so intelligent drivel in equal measures from the housekeepin' boys. Thu, 29 May 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h20.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2020%20-%20How%20to%20lose%20fans%20and%20alienate%20people.mp3 This week finds the housekeepin boys engrossed in the twin topics of dolphins and masturbation. Thu, 22 May 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h19.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2019%20-%20Tangents.mp3 This weeks podcast resembles ugg boots, chlamydia and the polish community in the sense that it is all over the place. The summer sun must have gone to our boys head because they cover probably very topic of conversation of all time. Wed, 14 May 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h18.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2018%20-%20Super%20Mario%20Lovers.mp3 This week sees the action return to normal as the Housekeepin' team becomes a trio once again. Fri, 9 May 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h17.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2017%20-%20Uncuntingbelievable.mp3 This weeks adventure sees the boys chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool with some friends. Fri, 2 May 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h16.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin'%2016%20-%20Live%20Tonight%20and%20Sold%20Out.mp3 This weeks adventure sees many changes for the housekeepin' trio as not only do they allow a studio audience in their humble abode they are also joined by the ever so charming and northern guest presenter Laura. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h15.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2015%20-%20Emergency%20Procedure.mp3 In a week of fall outs , both between two of our boys and of the nuclear kind. Fri, 18 Apr 2008 23:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h14.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2014%20-%20Shotcast.mp3 The first inaugural shotcast in our new Housekeepin' bar, why don't you drop by some time! Twenty questions included and it is MANDATORY to drink while listening to this podcast MANDATORY!!! Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h13.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2013%20-%20Housekeepin%27%20Fact%20or%20Fiction.mp3 Number 13 unlucky for some or one??? We ask the question now that Gaff is no longer with us, is there a reason why we can't continue and talk about great things such as his demise, fact or fiction and the winner of our competition - Tony! Thu, 3 Apr 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h12.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2012%20-%20The%20Miracle%20of%20Titty%20Bars.mp3 Active conversations about Turtles, power rangers, saints and how Gaff is slowly dying oh and the spread of AdeZ... Competition Anounnuced!!! Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h11.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2011%20-%20Gaff%20has%20a%20Brain%20Tumor.mp3 Discussing the aftermath of Paddys Day and the ultimate question, thats right "What if..." Also featuring talk about Digg Reddit and Bootleg woman in the US. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h10.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%2010%20-%20Paddcast.mp3 Super Special Paddys Day podcast featuring Derren Brown and Seoige and O Shea (Only in discussion not actually on podcast). Also a discussion of the milestone that is ourtenth podcast and the Arklow Paddys day parade. Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:10:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h9.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%209%20-%20Home%20Sweet%20Homeless.mp3 Hungover discussions on Homeless people, cookin, gay bar visits and black exploitation Thu, 6 Mar 2008 23:50:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h8.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%208%20-%20Gaffs%20Teeth%20the%20More%20You%20Know.mp3 A very drunk trio welcome the return of Colm and get back to some beer drinking and reviewing Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:50:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h7.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%207%20-%20Two%20Guys%20a%20Girl%20and%20a%20Podcast.mp3 The one where Colm is in Italy and Tara comes to visit... Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:45:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h6.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%206%20-%20Time%20Clock.mp3 The 6th podcast a momentous occasion.....no drinking....but hungover....The topic Time, Clocks, Religeon, Jermey Clarkson, Action-Figure Gaff and of course "girl who you dated in Secondary School". Also a non Dublin podcast! Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:10:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h5.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%205%20-%20Resuming%20Normal%20Service.mp3 Its the magic number......not really but it is the 5th podcast. We review a few beers, try our first podcast shot, discuss some crazy shit but you have to listen to find out what it is. Fri, 8 Feb 2008 23:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h4.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%204%20-%20Ancillary%20Intercourse.mp3 The 4th podcast in our lil lifespan and its possibly the most action packed so far. We discuss Beer, Chinese work ethic, sex and Obesity.......mainly Gaffs. Enjoy! Fri, 1 Feb 2008 20:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h3.html http://www.housekeepin.org/podcast/Housekeepin%27%203%20-%20Man%20of%202008.mp3 In this adventure, we discuss our new found 'liveness', Unions, TV and more importantly nominate our Man of at least one year. Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:00:00 GMT Podcasts http://www.housekeepin.org/pod/h2.html http://housekeepin.org/podcast/HouseKeepin%27%202%20-%20Christmas%202007%20Review.mp3 Podcast number 2 see's a very long drink filled discussion of the Christmas period and our first beer review. Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:00:00 GMT Podcasts