Welcome
to HouseKeepin'
This is a reviews based
podcast hosted by Gaff, Colm & Johnny
where we
discuss everything and nothing. Still a relatively new
podcast
but now that the site is up we will hopefully get a weekly podcast.
Stay tuned!!!
This is a tale of two podcasts as the
gang discuss two of the more important issues that risen out of the
gripping ecological and economical crisis that face our plant, yes
the gang talk cyborgs and cat ladies. First up the boys discuss what
would happen if they created a cyborg to cut down out on their work
load, welcome to the origin story of Roba. Next up in the roller
coaster of emotions and absolute nonsense is body modification, what
would would happen if two of the gangs girlfriends chose to go down a
more feline path. Enjoy!
Podcast
34 - One Hundred Million to One
Another week another dollar. Not for
the housekeepin boys though because they don't charge and anyway
dollars are no good to them because they choose to use housebucks as
their official currency. This week the boys discuss what would happen
if they were a doomed plane headed for....of course, space and what
would be the final thoughts to enter into their little over filled
heads. The boys then move onto the topics of finding your two friends
in an romantic man brace and the charm of a certain rose of Tralee,
yes folks she was lovely enough to get a housekeepin mention...not
the winning one though, not that wasn't lovely of course but you
know... Anyway, enjoy another burst of keepin things the house way.
Podcast
33 - G Fresh and the Bad Buzz Bandits
This week the boys put the nonsense
talk of space jails and magic clocks behind them and talk about their
past and future. The boys talk about how they met and how it lead to
this Bugatti veyron of podcasts that you know and love (probably).
The boys then rub their crystal balls (smutty) and look to the future
to wonder how the podcast will someday end. But also some nonsense
about strippers so you know old habits die hard and all that.
Podcast
32 - Jesus has a time Clock
This week the boys return
but bring
with them two Laura's and the mysterious Gallery. The gang discuss
many a thing including more e-mails (because
there always interesting and thought provoking, in some ways) and do
a marketing tool to improve the fortunes of a failing beer company,
thats right the housekeepin' boys are taste makers. Things then, as
always, take a turn into nonsense town as the boys discuss what they
would do with the power to stop time and deal with the horrible
consequences of their time stopping actions. Enjoy!
PS do the caption contest, ya wee blinkers ya.
This weeks podcast takes a
darker tone
as it deals with the two of the most potentially devastating things
that can happen to a person, a night out with Gaff and death. The
boys discuss a recent night out where in order to improve pulling
power turned to the invading Russian army of charm that is the Style.
The Boys then move on to the very happy topic of how they would like
to leave this place and the world of podcasting forever in mourning.
Also this week more of you e-mails answered, in serious detail,
because, if there is one thing the landlords care about its
cheap
drunken
powerboat weekends, but a close second is you, the people. Enjoy!
The hapless housekeepin
triplets return
with a brand new adventure involving all kinds of nonsense. The boys
firstly turn to you, the normal everyday lesser (no offense) people,
for your e-mails. This sees the gang discuss their top movies, which
leads to the topic of which three movies they would bring if they
were trapped on a desert island. This, naturally enough brings the
boys onto who would live if the ship they were on traveling to space
jail landed on an island where they become involved in a deadly
battle royale. Yes we know this may not make a lot of sense but you
know what also doesn't make any sense? ..... Love, so say no to
housekeepin and you're saying no to love. True story.
24th July
This week sees the greatest reunion
since a certain bunch of boys clapped eyes on himself on Easter
Sunday. Yes the landlords are all together again and talking about
everything French related. Paris is a city of a
culture,
full
of art and
history
so the gentlemen focus their discussions on the two
greatest areas of these,
roller
coasters and
boobs.
The guys talk
about all their favorite rides they have ever been on including the
right of passage that is the Aerosmith roller coaster and if that
doesn't float your boat the discussions soon turn to the Moulin Rouge
and the 268 boobs it contains. Also some nonsense about Dragons Den.
Enjoy!
This week the podcast takes
on a new
format...a classy format. As one of the boys (He who shall
not be
Named) is over in France. Meanwhile, the cool Landlords
takeover
and try salvage the podcast from its usual "I want a girl, I don't want
a girl" tangents. The classy topics discussed in this podcast
include wine (naturally), Oxegen, the Seabreeze festival, multiple
Housekeepin Top Tips,
amazing
BBC studies and the demise of the hometown.
Wine,
grapes and 5 year old cheese just what the podcast was meant to be all
about.
Podcast
27
- Dyslexia
(Yes thats how you spell it)
This week the boys talk about everything festival related. Over come
with jealousy about all the 'normal' people attending the
oxygen music
festival the boys talk about all their best festival
memories. From the
great moments of being drunk at 5 in the morning to the worst times of
being too drunk at 5 past 5 in the morning. In other festival related
news the gang put together their ideas for Housefest, the greatest
festival known to man. Also this man one of the gang finds out he may
be dyslectic, apparently he walked into a bra…..sorry, no
need for
that. Enjoy!
Podcast
26
- Housekeepin' 101
This week sees the boys (and girl) have the very first session of
housekeepin room 101. Here after shamelessly stealing the format from
the popular BBC show the gang decide what should and what should not be
cast into a place so dark, cold and lonely it resembles the Saturday
night of the
average
housekeepin fan ( Joking of course, you're very
much loved). The boys (and girl..) have their own thoughts on what
should go in the room but focus more on the thoughts of you, the
people, and your thoughts on what should go. Tune in to find out if
among other things, Cameron Diaz, breasts, the internet and Robert
Mugabe are cast into the dungeon that is Room 101. You'll cry, you'll
laugh and you'll cheer, critics agree that this is the best podcast
knock off of a Paul Merton show ever, enjoy or your money back.
Podcast
25
- Colm gets Naked
The boys from the east coast roll again
this week. Topics include one of the gang being on a beach naked with
2000 other people, kinda like Dunkirk only with less Nazi aerial
attacks but more breasts, the topic of how
amazing hand dryers
are
and a wee bit about mammys, bless. The boys then attack your e-mails
dealing with such issues as
Shaggy's
role in the future of Iraq and
another e-mail from the the earthquake of manliness, the Style. Said
earthquake was created by the tectonic plates of charm and charisma
colliding..apparently. Also spot prize for anyone who can guess how
many times "Boom" is said....Boom.
Podcast
24
- Getting Acquainted with Style
This week sees one of the gang watching
far too much of explorer, hard ass bastard and all round good guy
Bear
Grylls and his born survivor show, this prompts the boys to
discuss everything jungle related. Topics include just how well they
would do in such a situation, who would kill who in the jungle and
why the rain forest is called a
rain forest.
The general mainly
nature continues as the boys go on to discuss another channel 4 hero,
Gordon Ramsay and are
hairy chests
still sexy. If you do find them
sexy please write to Gaff, he enjoys long walks on the beach and
playing strip top trumps.
This week also sees a
contribution from, the very mysterious, brilliant and probable future
bond villain "The Style". Please enjoy, the more listeners we get the
closer
we get to producing merchandise such as the Housekeepin' early
warning pregnancy test.
Podcast
23
- This podcast is as lousy as it is brilliant
The
number 23 a terrible film with Jim Carrey but a damm fine
episode
of a podcast with the housekeepin boys. This week sees the boys try to
remember a recent birthday which ended up in a lot of
drunken
phone
calls, how old 'would you go' and hair on things
where they were
should never be any hair...ever. The boys also offer better advice than
any guidance counselor ever could with the dos and don'ts of CV writing
and interview skills. Kinda like the second last episode of any series
of the apprentice where Sugar gets his mates to interview them only
without Alan Sugar and that woman who had
sex
up against a fence.
Also the boys get down right creepy when talking about a friend of
theirs...apologies in advance to the gentleman in question...he will
know who he is.
Enjoy and tune in next week, probably same batday , same bat website.
The summer wind, came blowing in from across the seeeeeaaaaaaaaaa. This
week sees the boys leave the home comforts of housekeepin' HQ and set
out into the wild (ish) for some fun, sun and beer all in the name of
the first ever out-cast. Topics that have interested the trio of
slightly sun burnt hunks this week are the womens mini marathon, Gaff's
recent trip to Cork for a booze laden fun filled trip, watch some kids
play football (which does sound kinda creepy) and talk about object
love, and not the good old Freudian type (a joke there for psychology
students).
Also this week the boys announce a competition to win a radiohead
ticket (almost like a real radio show) but more importantly a chance to
spend a birthday with one of the gang.
Podcast
21
- Drunk, Angry and Political
Another week, another hour of intelligent banter and not so
intelligent drivel in equal measures from the housekeepin' boys. This
week sees one of the boys growing a beard for medical reasons, the
greatness of
reddit,
the rather compromising lyrics of
J
- pop and
also, if we are being honest, down right harsh opinions of women.
Also this week the show would make the likes of Ursula Halligan,
Jeremy Paxman and John Stewart proud as the guys take on the
Lisbon
Treaty. Its probably for the best that you don't base your
vote on on
these opinions..actually why not? But enough about housekeepin, how are
things with you? What is your favorite Friends character for
example?
