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Welcome to the old podcasts, some are gold some are silver none are bronze.  Check them out or better yet subscribe to our pocast feed at the side of the page!

Podcast 20 - How to lose fans and alienate people

22nd May




This week finds the housekeepin boys engrossed in the twin topics of dolphins and masturbation.  Being honest it was only a matter of time before we ended up in that direction, and statistically 60% of you were waiting around for this point. So yeah, our audience is gonna well drop, but fuck it man, fuck it.

The chappies also tackle the thorny issues of profanity in parliament, politeness in foreigners and awesomeness in techno. Plus there's a personalised message for YOU, so you had better listen, I am deadly serious. I am serious like HIV, motherfuckers.

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Podcast 19 - Tangents

14th May



This weeks podcast resembles ugg boots, chlamydia and the polish community in the sense that it is all over the place. The summer sun must have gone to our boys head because they cover probably very topic of conversation of all time. Choice ones include the many crimes of R Kelly, the many smells our hosts love and the many times one of the hosts can remind the boys he is on 'Vaca'. The podcast does then take some shape as the guys review the other podcasts that include the word 'Housekeeping' and announce the future shape of their own little show, one which will send shocks throughout the comedy world.



I say 'comedy world' , I mean you, our very few listeners, who we love. Without you we would be nothing and we feel we don't don't give you people enough, so for everyone who downloads this, and actually wants it, the boys will come over to your house and sing the theme song to dogtanian. Well probably.



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Podcast 18 - Super Mario Lovers

9th May



This week sees the action return to normal as the Housekeepin' team becomes a trio once again. A highly philosophical podcast this time where the boys find them selves asking the huge questions in life. These questions include how best to spend money that was gained at the expense of a teenage girl with possibly a whoreish mouth, whats it like to record a podcast now that one of the team is a comedy award winner (despite the objections of the other members of the team), would our life's be a little bit better knowing the Men in Black dance, should the boys attend an east 17 gig and also how sexually driven is the Mario universe?

Granted these questions may not get you past an exam if you are a philosophy student but if you are worried about that perhaps you should spend less time listening to a tin pot excuse for a podcast and maybe a little bit more time with the books you silly ingrid layabout.

For everyone else, please enjoy and let the guys know what you think. Not just about the podcast but just how you are because remember at Housekeepin' we don't just care about comedy, we care about you!

And beer and low class whores.

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Podcast 17 - Uncuntingbelieveable

2nd May



This weeks adventure sees the boys chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool with some friends. We get to see the return of last weeks guest host Laura but she's also joined by fellow dangerously sexy accent-ed Finto and making her long awaited housekeepin' debut , Colm's better half, the very lovely and future bond girl (it may happen) Christina.
There is a cornucopia of topics brought to the table with everyone being in a story telling mood. The boys (and now two girls) talk about everything from the loneliness felt by the non GTA 4 player, self love (and not the normal narcissistic black slapping self love that normal is the back bone of the podcast), how one of the gang has had their identity stolen by an Italian super villain and the power of an ileostomy bag. Another extra long show today which is good news for fans but bad news for the people who listen to the show still hoping for housekeepin' tips , but hey thats what they made UK style for.  Also to watch extreme home make over which always raises a giggle when you realize that they have just gave a struggling family a home that will cost them as the budget of a small country to maintain ho ho. Anyhow, enjoy the show!

Podcast 16 - Live Tonight and Sold Out

25th April


This weeks adventure sees many changes for the housekeepin' trio as not only do they allow a studio audience in their humble abode they are also joined by the ever so charming and northern guest presenter Laura. Features on this show see Gaff taking on the role of Bamber Gascoigne with a quiz attempting to see how well you can know a person just by hearing them talk nonsense on a podcast every week, the boys (and girl) take on the role of diplomats to take on the most important area of the northern irish peace process since the Good Friday agreement (it may involve just tasting drinks, but what can you do?) and also the role of John Bowman as they take part in a Q and A session with the audience. Everything as normal seems to go a little bit wrong though for our boys (and girl - again). Enjoy!

Granted its going on nearly an hour so you may wish to use the bathroom now, or perhaps get your self a little snack, make some tea or even some ketamine. What ever you need to do just get yourself in the mood for a reviews based podcast that even your Nan could enjoy.

Podcast 15 - Emergency Procedures

18th April


In a week of fall outs , both between two of our boys and of the nuclear kind. This weeks podcast sees your favourite trio discuss knees to the face, the upcoming Housekeepin' charity song to raise funds for a €4000 whiskey that they may share with a lucky homeless man and give the housekeepin' answer to the government's recent "Preparing for Major Emergencies" booklet.
Also featured are such regulars as one of our hosts love for Zooey Deschanel and the ever growing 'As - Has' debate.
Love it or Lever Brothers will give you your money back...... granted it is free but enough people hate the show and e-mail Lever Brothers they may throw you a couple of quid to shut you up. 




Podcast 14 - Shotcast

10th April



The first inaugural shotcast in our new Housekeepin' bar, why don't you drop by some time!  Twenty questions included and it is MANDATORY to drink while listening to this podcast MANDATORY!!!

Podcast 13 - Housekeepin' Fact or Fiction

3rd April



Number 13 unlucky for some or one???  We ask the question now that Gaff is no longer with us, is there a reason why we can't continue and talk about great things such as his demise, fact or fiction and the winner of our competition - Tony!

Podcast 12 - The Miracle of Titty Bars

26 March



Active conversations about Turtles, power rangers, saints and how Gaff is slowly dying oh and the spread of AdeZ...  Competition Announced!!!


Competition


Submit your 3 best miracles to win a fantastic prize.
All answers to be sent to post@housekeepin.org winner announced next podcast.

Prize includes:

  • The Three hosts refering to you as Saint Housekeepin'
  • Signed Picture
  • 6-pack of Tsing-Tao


Podcast 11 - Gaff has a Brain Tumor

19 March



Discussing the aftermath of Paddys Day and the ultimate question, thats right "What if..."  Also featuring talk about Digg Reddit and Bootleg woman in the US.

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Podcast 10 - Paddcast

15 March



Super Special Paddys Day podcast featuring Derren Brown and Seoige and O Shea (Only in discussion not actually on podcast). Also a discussion of the milestone that is ourtenth podcast and the Arklow Paddys day parade.


Podcast 9 - Home Sweet Homeless

6 March



Hungover discussions on homeless people, cookin, gay bar visits and black exploitation.  Side note this podcast also mentions Colms appearance on RTE Radio  1 during the week.  Listen to learn more!!!

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Podcast 8 - Gaffs Teeth the More You Know


28 February



A very drunk trio welcome the return of Colm and get back to some beer drinking and reviewing.  Discussion includes a review of Tila Tequila, Italy, non-alcoholic beer and a varity of treats.
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Podcast 7 - Two Guys a Girl and a Podcast


22 February


The one where Colm is in Italy and Tara comes to visit...
This sees Gaff Johnny and Tara destroy Colm's hard work, order and reputation while he is abroad.  Topics include womens perspective, loose women, kerry katona, super sweet 16 and Gaffs jingles...

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Podcast 6 - Time Clock


16 February


The 6th podcast a momentous occasion.....no drinking....but hungover....
The topic Time, Clocks, Religeon, Jermey Clarkson, Action-Figure Gaff and of course "girl who you dated in Secondary School".  Also a non Dublin podcast!

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Podcast 5 - Resuming Normal Service


8 February

Its the magic number......not really but it is the 5th podcast.  We review a few beers, try our first podcast shot, discuss some crazy shit but you have to listen to find out what it is.

Podcast 4 - Ancillary Intercourse


1 February

The 4th podcast in our lil lifespan and its possibly the most action packed so far.  We discuss Beer, Chinese work ethic, Sex and Obesity.......mainly Gaffs. 
TSING TAO!!!



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Podcast 3 - Man of 2008



24 January


In this adventure, we discuss our new found 'liveness', try join a Union, TV and more importantly nominate our Man of at least one year.  For more informatiuon about our Man of the Year so far, visit Johnny Chung Lee.  


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Podcast 2 - Christmas 2007 Review


17 January


Podcast number 2 see's a very long drink filled discussion of the Christmas period and our first beer review.  Also we have an email address for people to contact us and to take Gaff down a few pegs come on!!!

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