What do the leaders of the free world trying to sort the current economic crisis, Santa Clause and pirates trying to hide an oil tanker under an X have in common? They all have a bloody hard job to do, but not as hard as it is to try and describe this weeks podcast. Yes the boys jump around so much its almost as ‘House of Pain’ them selves were in the room. On the minds of the land lords this week is that one of the boys is having trouble talking to a pretty girl, yes its like he is 15 again (only now your a podcast mega star you over weight masturbating little bastard) however sympathy is on short supply as always from his fellow land lords though this does see a special campaign being launched . Following on from this the gang discuss monsters and munsters and who was their favorite and finally have a discussion about beer. So girls, monsters and beers, its basically the theme of the podcasts at this stage. But enough about housekeepin, how are you?

 

 Housekeepin' 46 - Love Thy Monster (and Gaff please): Play Now | Play in Popup

Well it was a long time coming, but the trio are reunited once again, yes Johnny has been tagged and allowed to reenter the wild. He comes back fully loaded with stories from his travels, which seem to revolve around touching things, but don’t the best stories always do? Yes Johnny touched all kinds of things, including something that most of us have only touched in our dreams..well some dreams. This must get the boys wondering what has been the best thing they have ever touched?. After this the boys move on to the the world of being intimate with something that isn’t exactly human (we’ve all been there fellas whhhhaaa..sorry) with a law being considered that allows people to marry fictional characters, which is all well and good, for one I’ve always had a thing for the pig from Toy Story. Maybe not for sex but just to hang. Oh we have changed from MP3 from MP4 , which means some surprises…

 

 Housekeepin' 45 - Return of the Mac and or Johnny : Play Now | Play in Popup

One of the gang is still away so this week the educated one and the foppish one are joined by a brace of young ladies, its almost like the playboy mansion only with two idiots making cock jokes in the corner. First up this week the gang discuss everyones favorite hero, James Bond and attempt to find out the age old question of do girls want to go up and be bond girls, and I think we are all hoping the answer is yes, because lets face it, bond girls be eaaasssyyyy (yes this description did just try and sound hip hop). After this the gang go down memory lane, a lane often traveled on housekeepin’, and discuss when they first heard the truth behind the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and the big man himself, Santa. Oh and following this they talk about babies giving their mothers orgasms during breast feeding, which you won’t find on questions and answers this week let me tell you.

 

 Housekeepin' 44 - Executive Crunk: Play Now | Play in Popup