The annual chat about Christmas turns into a bit of a party as the boys are joined by some friends. Feel free to turn this into your own party by playing the drinking game for this podcast, everytime one of the boys sound a little drunk take a sip of beer, any mention of a loved one in a strip club finish your beer and everytime one of Rab’s stories are mental take a shot. Enjoy!
The strong German booze of Oktoberfest have our boys in a thoughtful mood this time, which is never a good thing. With the two of the gang just turned 27, the other one is inspired to write a list of things to do before he is 30, which oddly stop being a twat isn’t one of them. At the start anyway.
Howdy gang. This time round the boys discuss their dream festival, plan the new TV show ‘Andy’s Gaff’ and also Colm launches a new feature on the show, ‘Colm’s circumcision science bomb’, so yeah, if that sounds like your cup of tea, dive in. You sick puppy.
Ello! The boys turn their attention to the world of internet dating after seeing a certain documentary. Obviously what could of been a real and useful debate on the pros and cons of internet dating turns into a lot of nonsense as they plan to create the perfect woman.
Ello! So yeah , this is it baby, this is one where they jump the shark. Before you go moaning about it being terrible, remember that not only did they think the world was ending, but also this entire recording was nearly lost and was saved by an act of god himself (Johnny) , so at least try to enjoy it. Oh so much shark jumping.
In this weeks podcast the boys embrace the future by first exploring the world of a machine that makes pizza, and then a machine that will allow you to bang your fav celeb for 8 mins. Which is a bit like Being Jordan #ohhhimsuchabitch
Or not really, but whatever.
We all know by now the tales of the intrepid Drake Dawson, the devious Artemis Kane, the sexy Steve Solutions, but what about the unsung inmates of Space Jail? What about (off the top of my head) Chuck Buffalo, the bare-knuckle boxer turned insurance fraudster? What about Fussbot, the cyborg dog who made history as the first non-human to be convicted of a hate crime? What about Scary Mary, The Woman Made Entirely of Lasers™?
So, over to you, our delectable little minions: tell us who’s rotting away in these space-cells, tell us their names, their crimes, their favourite beers, their lazily symbolic deformities. And in return, in thirty years’ time when the world is ravaged by fire lightning and economic collapse, when your humble landlords are carried through the streets on a tide of cash money and self-importance, when you, cold and starving and alone, eye the fat and the gravy dripping from our chins — in return for your help, dear readers, we might look down from our grandeur and smile.
Ahhh skype, has done beautiful and wonderful things for so many people. It can allow a grand parent talk to the child that they love so dearly on the other side of the world or allow two people to gaze into the others eyes even if they are apart. Truely magical. Now never ones to let a good thing continue, the Housekeepin crew are on hand to ruin it. Yes even though they were apart the trio got together over skype for the very first Housekeepin video conference, and just in case you were worried, the distance has not improved the tone of conversation in any way. Yes, topics include what to do in case an evil hatchet man is chasing a one armed version of you, would a housekeepin reboot have a Chinese member and , of course, wanking dogs for money. Enjoy
Tired of listening to The Beatles in shiny new stereo? Or are you tired about giving out about the remastered Star Wars movies just for the sake of complaining? Well how about embracing another piece of newly remastered art. Yes the once thought lost episode of Housekeepin’ is here.
